How we compare on an average day.

This is how I look today. Granted, I've been sick and feeling shitty, but it's not that far off from average, anyway:

Compare this to how the Lady is put together on an average day.

See the difference? It's subtle, but it's there.

I don't understand why this woman keeps me around, even considering my model-esque looks.

Speaking of my Lady and how she puts herself together, you should check out her nascent fashion blog, Glad Racks.